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If I Were a Rich Man...
(Spoiler alert: Most of us aren’t.)
If I were a rich man...
My family would have so much money
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c a l l T e v y e ’ s ( Z e k e ’ s ) s t e p d a d :
call Tevye’s (Zeke’s) stepdad:
call Tevye’s (Zeke’s) stepdad:
call Tevye’s (Zeke’s) stepdad:
L’Chaim!
O K , I ’ m n o t m u c h o f a s o n g w r i t e r . M y d a y j o b f o r t h r e e d e c a d e s h a s b e e n h e l p i n g f i n a n c i a l a d v i s o r s
OK, I’m not much of a songwriter. My day job for three decades has been helping financial advisors
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OK, I’m not much of a songwriter. My day job for three decades has been helping financial advisors
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